“Snow Miser” from Happy Christmas by Fm Static. Released: 2010. Track 12. Genre: Miscellaneous.

I’m Mister White Christmas
I’m Mister Snow
I’m Mister Icicle
I’m Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I’m too much!
He’s Mister White Christmas
He’s Mister Snow
That’s right!
He’s Mister Icicle
He’s Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
He’s too much!
I never want to see a day
That’s over forty degrees
I’d rather have it thirty,
Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!
He’s Mister White Christmas
He’s Mister Snow
That’s right!
He’s Mister Icicle
He’s Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
…too much.
Too Much!