“Trip Switch” from Nothing But Thieves (Deluxe) by Nothing But Thieves. Released: 2015. Track 8. Genre: Alternative Rock.

The United States government, mainly Republicans, are guilty of thievery. Or more specifically violations of intellectual property. PopRock50.com is my response to repeated violations of my intellectual property including all of my inventions from my high school days in 1998. During a fight with a bully, I had my head smashed into a wall, resulting in a severe TBI that I didn’t recover from until 15 years later when I worked for Apple Technical Support. I was hit on the left side of my brain, known as the Wernicke’s region. This part of the brain is responsible for comprehending verbal speech. Which I was unable to do with most people for many years.

So, what did I invent exactly? Wouldn’t you like to know? Try things like text messaging, LED lightbulbs (and compact fluorescents), reverse osmosis… Nintendo Wii, Redbull, The Snuggie, Headon… etc. etc.

Did you know that there’s no such thing as “reverse osmosis?” It was all a marketing ploy! Much like my Headon commercials. Osmosis is how single cell organism’s feed. They “absorb” nutrients into their cells through their cell membrane. Routing it to their microconidia to produce energy through ATP. Hence, there isn’t anything such as “reverse” osmosis. We learned all about these biological functions in science class in my school (ie. mitosis is when a cell multiplies).

So, what exactly are these water bottle companies doing with their water to purify them? Simple carbon filtration, under a pressurized system. Like debris in water being filtered by sand. THAT IS NOT REVERSE OSMOSIS! NOTHING BUT THIEVES!!!

Sharing secrets with another world
Rubbing shoulders with some unknown lovers
Making waves through the universe
Starting wars with anonymous brothers
Trip switch, trip switch
Make a wish and I’ll count to three
Press the button and we’ll both be happy
Sending signals is a dirty trick
I get my love in a digital package
Trip switch, trip switch
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go down?
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go?
Down, down, down, down, down, when the lights go
Down, down, down, down, down, lights go
Yeah, gimme data ’cause I need a hit
How I love stratospheric numbers
Information, I’ve been craving it
Gimme yours, then gimme all the others
Trip switch, trip switch
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go down?
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go?
Down, down, down, down, down, when the lights go
Down, down, down, down, down, when the lights go
They put out the lights, they put out the lights
They put out the lights
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go down?
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go?
Down, down, down, down, down
Hey, when the lights go
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go?
What we do when the power’s out
What do we do when the lights go?
Down, down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, when the lights go down